"Maybe somebody needs to tell Tom Coughlin that he has absolutely no chance of keeping his job, and that bringing him back was the dumbest idea since 'Temptation Island.'" - Mike Lupica, October 7th, 2007
UPDATED February 2, 2008
"Oh my, that Tom Brady is such a strapping young man......he's no Jose Reyes though!"The City's Best Teams, Santana Spin, and the End Of Lisa Olson!
How much bullshit can you handle…in one week?
1.29.08 - With Win Over Patriots, Giants Can Become City’s Best Champions
Ok, so if the Giants beat the Patriots in the Super Bowl, they will be remembered as a great team from NYC. I agree with that.
But look at the other “great” teams that Asshole Lupica refers to…and guess which team is conveniently missing?
…They go right to the top of the list with the '69 Mets …
The very first fucking team Lupica mentions, the city’s “best champions”, is the ’69 Mets!?!?
I can’t even make this shit up. What an utter tool.
But wait, it gets better…
…Joe Namath and Willis Reed, anything you want to talk about all the way back to Bobby Thomson.
OK now that’s more like it. Teams that will be remembered. Teams that were the city’s best champions.
Now let’s see what Yankees teams the little prick mentions…
The Rangers weren't magic because they beat Vancouver in the Stanley Cup Finals, it was because of 1940, and the way they had come back against the Devils.
The 1994 Rangers were awesome. No doubt.
So how about them Yankees? 26 titles? ONE of those teams had to become one of the city’s best champions, right?
The '86 Mets came back, too. They were also the best team that year.
Ok I agree, the Mets in ’86 were great, even though they barely won ONE championship.
So Mike, how about one of those Yankees teams?
Unreal. The little fuck doesn’t mention ONE Yankee team. Shock.
What a total dick.
1.30.08 - After long winter, Omar Minaya finally bowls over Twins
Anyone remember a few weeks ago, when the Yankees were still the favorites to get Santana, Lupica referred to Johan as “not somebody I would pay $150 million on a bet?”
What do you think the biased bitch said about Johan today, the day after the Mets traded for him?
The Mets finally showed up for the baseball winter, beat the Yankees and the Red Sox to Santana
The Mets didn’t beat the Yankees to Santana you dumb fuck! The Yankees didn’t want to give up their young guns for him! Are you retarded?
Look at who the Mets gave up for Santana: Gomez (who?) Humber (who?) and 2 pieces of pocket lint. The Twins wanted Arod, Jeter, and DiMaggio’s monument! Why the hell would the Yankees make that deal?
Fucking moron!
That’s right Mike – and how much is this deal going to cost the Mets?
…it is going to cost between $110 million and $120 million in the end…
HAHAHA try $151 million you deluded douche! You are right, you won’t have to pay $150 million for him…you’ll be paying $1 million more!
I can’t wait to see your spin on this deal on Sunday.
I have a feeling you are going to say it’s the best signing ever!
So when are you going to start talking about the Mets payroll, and how it’s the highest in the NL, and it still can’t get the loser Mets in the post season???
UPDATE 2.2.08
Lupica posted his article today about the signing of Santana - do you think he mentions Santana's new contract ONCE!?
Any mention of the $151 million, A full million more than Lupica would ever sign this guy for?
Did they overpay for Santana? You bet.
Why do I have the feeling Lupica will excuse the Mets for overpaying Santana, instead of hammering them for months to come, like he does every time the Yankees sign a player?
So does everybody when the player they want and the player they need and the one they think can put them over the top is sitting right there, practically begging to come to their team.
Santana was begging to come to the Mets? Give me a fucking break. Santana would have went anywhere that got him out of Minnesota, you jackass.
Next you are gonna tell us Beltran was begging to come to the Mets.
Oh wait. Nevermind; he was begging to come to the Yankees.
Look how desperate Lupica is, trying to justify spending all that money for a pitcher...he quotes George Young:
"One of the realities of this business," George Young said, "is that your economics always change if you think you need the player to win."
You can quote all the GMs in all of sports, Mike. The fact remains that the Mets overpaid for a pitcher (a pitcher!) and now you look like a dick for the $150 million comment you made 3 weeks ago, when you thought the Yankees would get him.
Keep backpedalling, asshole.
And by the way, I know you are an idiot Mike, but what the fuck is up with this line...
(The Mets) think they can win their first World Series in 22 years right after the Red Sox win their second in three.
Newsflash, you midget shithead...
2004 - Red Sox win
2005 - White Sox win
2006 - Cardinals win
2007 - Red Sox win
It was the Red Sox second World Series in FOUR years, you dumb ass!
1.30.08 - Lupica Ends Lisa Olson’s Career With The Daily News!
This is fucking great. I heard about this story on the Boomer and Carton Show on WFAN, where Carton was expressing his disgust in Lupica (shock) after he told this story about how Lupica was a dick and pissed off Lisa Olson so bad that she quit.
This is from a website called The Big Lead, where they apparently also hate Lupica (shock)…
“The story we’re hearing: The Daily News sent several writers to cover the Packers/Giants playoff game. After the Giants stunning overtime victory, the crew decided what they were going to write, and then conducted interviews in the locker room and returned to their computers. Standard newspaper stuff. Apparently, after everyone had begun writing, Lupica decided to switch topics, effectively screwing Olson. This caused her to turn her column in late, irritating the New York office - even though it was Lupica’s fault for switching on the fly late on a Sunday night, with deadline looming. Because the entire staff lives in fear of the little man, nobody spoke up on Olson’s behalf.
Days go by. The paper finally comes to a decision on whom to send to the Super Bowl. Over 35 names are on the list. Amazingly, that list does not include Olson, who many believe to be the paper’s best writer. We are told she quit on the spot. Allegedly the paper is trying to get her to return, but she has stood firm.”
Good For you Lisa Olson, although next time we’d appreciate it if you kicked the crap out of that little fucking bitch.
Or at least break his fingers next time so he can no longer type.
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