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Monday, August 18, 2008

Happy Trails Mad Dog!!

Yeah, it took a few days, but I'm going to touch on this one a little.

When I heard that Chris Russo was leaving the Fan, I did squirt a few tears... because I realized that there's going to be nothing left to interrupt Mike Francesa's asinine rants.

That radio show is going to suck more than Michael Jackson at a Boy Scout's sleepover.

So they're saying that Russo's going to head over to XM/Sirius. Call me crazy, but his solo show might just be the bomb Osama bin Laden's been waiting to drop on America.

As much as I dislike Francesa, he was sorta like an idiot-filter for Russo, because at least there was SOMEONE there to keep Russo's moronic statements in check a little.

Left to his own devices, he'd still be claiming that Will Clark was better than Mattingly... or whining about how he'd sell his kids to see the Giants win a World Series.

So to Chris Russo, the extent of my farewell message is as follows:

Chris, go fuck yourself. If it were up to me, they'd launch your ass onto the satellite and force you to do your show from out there. And last but not least, enjoy 5 more years of Barry Zito, you sorry son of a bitch.

3 comments:

Mark said...

You heard it here first - in 5 years, Chris "Mad Dog" Russo will be renamed "Chris from New Canann".

Mark said...

and in 10 years - "Chris from Yonkers".

Anonymous said...

holy sh*t todays daily news editorial section (aug 20) page 26.

"Mike Lupicas opening paragraph in sundays column shows why hes the best sportswriter in the business at this time maybe any time!"

i barfed in my mouth a little bit. this has to be a fu*king joke OR Lupidick wrote that under a pseudonym.