In Lupidwarf's latest "Shooting From The Lip" article, MiniMike once again touches on the age of the Yankees, even though the Mets clearly have the older team.
This week, much like last season, Mike singles out the Yankee outfield, and how "old" they are, referring to them as "an outfield that sometimes looks older than disco."
Mike, you dumb confused little bitch. I guess we'll have to break out the stats again.
METS OUTFIELDERS
Moises Alou - 41 years old
Carlos Beltran - 30 years old
Ryan Church - 29 years old
AVERAGE AGE =33.3
YANKEES OUTFIELDERS
Hideki Matsui - 33 years old
Melky Cabrera - 23 years old
Bobby Abreu - 34 years old
Johnny Damon - 34 years old
AVERAGE AGE = 31
Any time you want to start knocking the Mets, please let us know.
Asshole.
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Age Topic Getting Fucking Old!
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