Which of these is K-Rod, who just got signed for $37 million by the Mets, and which is Joe Nathan, Mo Rivera, Jonathan Papelbon, Brad Lidge, and, just for shits and giggles, Billy Wagner?
2008 Stats:
Closer A: 69.3 IP, 1.95 ERA, 92 K, 35 BB, 1.226 WHIP
Closer B: 70.7 IP, 1.40 ERA, 77 K, 6 BB, 0.665 WHIP
Closer C: 69.3 IP, 2.34 ERA, 77 K, 8 BB, 0.952 WHIP
Closer D: 67.7 IP, 1.33 ERA, 74 K, 18 BB, 0.901 WHIP
Closer E: 47 IP, 2.30 ERA, 52 K, 10 BB, 0.894 WHIP
Closer F: 68.3 IP, 2.35 ERA, 77 K, 34 BB, 1.288 WHIP
If you said A, B, C or D is K-Rod, then you are...a dumbass!
If you said E is K-Rod, then you...underestimated Billy Wagner!
If you said F is K-Rod, the closer out of this group who has the worst ERA, most walks, and worst WHIP, then you are...CORRECT!
And, most likely, a Yankee fan.
I can't wait to hear Mike Lupica say how the Mets "had" to make this deal.
A - Brad Lidge
B - Mo Rivera
C - Jonathan Papelbon
D - Joe Nathan
E - Billy Wagner
F - K-Rod
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
Let's Play...Guess The Closer!!!
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3 comments:
you are truly doing god's work
Who's going to laugh the hardest when F-Rod has his second straight record-setting season in Flushing? Most blown saves in a season?
Oh, that's right. I am.
One thing you fail to mention: the Mets needed a closer. They now have Putz and K-Rod in the 8th and 9th innings. Hopefully you'll be publishing excuses as to why the fail to win not only the World Series, but also the AL East when all is said and done. Yanks are all hype and no substance. LOL!
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