Sorry boys and girls, according to Mike Lupica, NO ONE will be winning the Superbowl this season.
Cancel the rest of the games.
If (the Giants) lose to the Panthers at home Sunday night that makes it three losses in a row. And you know how many teams have lost three in a row in December and then gone on to win the Super Bowl? None, that's how many.
None.
That’s how many.
Since it’s never happened, that means it never will, according to sports “expert” Mike Lupica.
Using "LupiLogic," let’s see why no one else will win the super bowl this season…
The following teams have never won the super bowl, and thus, never will:
Buffalo Bills
Cleveland Browns
Cincinnati Bengals
Tennessee Titans
Houston Texans
Jacksonville Jaguars
San Diego Chargers
Philadelphia Eagles
Minnesota Vikings
Detroit Lions
Carolina Panthers
Atlanta Falcons
New Orleans Saints
Arizona Cardinals
Seattle Seahawks
Let’s see who else will be left out of the Superbowl this season…
The Patriots never won a Superbowl without Tom Brady, never will.
The Jets never won a Superbowl since they moved to Giants Stadium, never will.
The Dolphins never won a Superbowl without Don Shula, never will.
The Steelers have a black football coach not named Tony Dungy – you know how many black football coaches not named Tony Dungy have won the Superbowl? None, that’s how many.
The Ravens never won a Superbowl with a rookie QB, never will.
The Colts never won a Superbowl with Reggie Wayne being their lead receiver, never will.
The Broncos never won a Superbowl with six losses during the regular season, never will.
The Chiefs have Herm Edwards - he never won it all, never will.
The Cowboys? Tony Romo can’t win a playoff game, never will.
You get the idea.
Let’s hope the Giants can win this weekend, so they can go on and win the Superbowl.
Too bad there won’t be any team to oppose them.
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Lupica Cancels The Super Bowl
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
2 comments:
See, that's the mindset of an idiot who doesn't understand sports. Using his wildly childish logic, the Giants should never have won ANY playoff game last year (know how many NY teams have won all their playoff road games? None, that's how many, let alone winning the Super Bowl).
But I WILL apply his logic to something that actually holds true:
Know how many people read Lupica's nonsense and think, "Wow - that's a good point!"? None, that's how many.
Same flawless logic of the "top NY Sportswriter" who's determined that "after so long covering these teams, I've seen everything there is to see already."
That's why he doesn't need to go to games... or watch them. He already saw them.
Only instead of Alex Rodriguez... it was Mickey Mantle choking in the clutch.
Wait... did that ever happen?
Post a Comment