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Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Scooter > Keith Hernandez

Here are the reasons why Phil Rizzuto owns Keith Hernandez in every way.

Phil Rizzuto is a Hall of Famer. Keith Hernandez will never get into the Hall... unless he buys a ticket. And even if he did, he'd probably pull a hamstring walking through the door.

Phil Rizzuto was on more World Champion Teams (7) than Hernandez was on All-Star Teams (5).

Rizzuto's broadcasting can be heard in the Meatloaf song "Paradise by the Dashboard Lights." People usually press the mute button when Hernandez is talking. Even in real life.

Hernandez didn't lose years of his career because of WWII.

The Scooter never railed against women's equality on the air.

Rizzuto also didn't squander his talent and chances at winning during coke parties with Tim Teufel.

1 comment:

FaFa said...

Rizzuto didn't need to share an MVP title either....YEAH!