ESPN Hack Blows Chance at Comedy, Promotion, Respect, Etc...

Thanks to ESPN Page 2 for making me spit my fucking chicken salad.

• Calculator Day (Yankees, Aug. 30) -- Having trouble keeping track of the Yankees' escalating, late-season payroll as they desperately scramble for a playoff spot? Perhaps this calculator can help.

Oh how I miss those "desperate scrambles" for playoff spots… you know… while we were winning the fucking AL East every fucking year?

1998 - Yankees win AL East by 22 games. (Best record in AL)
1999 - Yankees win AL East by 4 games. (Best record in AL)
2000 - Yankees win AL East by 2 1/2 games.
2001 - Yankees win AL East by 13 1/2 games.
2002 - Yankees win AL East by 10 1/2 games. (Best record in AL)
2003 - Yankees win AL East by 6 games. (Best record in AL)
2004 - Yankees win AL East by 3 games. (Best record in AL)
2005 - Yankees win AL East. (Tied for 2nd best record in AL)
2006 - Yankees win AL East by 10 games. (Best record in AL)
2007 - Yankees win Wild Card by 6 games. (Tied for 2nd best record in AL)

Thank you D.J. Gallo.

I paid six fucking dollars for that sandwich so I could clean it off my keyboard.